Dear GM,

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03/15/2014 at 19:31 • Filed to: Affordable roadsters

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Please put the wonderful alpha platform:

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Under this body or updated version with better interior:

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Put 2.0 EcoTec Turbo or similar under hood:

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Slap a Chevy badge on the grille:

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Sell for around the same price as Miata. Make profit.


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
03/15/2014 at 19:34

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The alpha is way larger than the kappa.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/15/2014 at 19:34

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They made it bigger for the CTS, they can make it smaller, too.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
03/15/2014 at 19:35

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Stick a Ats engine in it, 6 speed only. There you go.


Kinja'd!!! theloudmouth > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
03/15/2014 at 19:36

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(Edited/Corrected) If we're asking begging GM for things to do with the alpha platform that involve 6-speeds, RWD, and 2.0L Ecotec's.....


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jkm7680
03/15/2014 at 19:36

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Why have they not done this yet!?


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > theloudmouth
03/15/2014 at 19:37

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I fully endorse this.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
03/15/2014 at 19:39

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Not how it works. The platform is the entire chassis not just the suspension.

This is the Kappa:

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The Alpha can't get this small, nor is it optimized for a two seat roadster.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
03/15/2014 at 19:40

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Ask Bob Lutz, or whatever his name is, he is in charge of all the strange decisions. Haha.